Copy Link Let's be honest: When you have a penis, masturbating is a pretty straightforward affair — but that doesn't mean you can't mix things up. To help you get some new ideas, BuzzFeed asked people of all ages, genders, and sexualities to describe the nitty-gritty of how they actually masturbate. Here are tips from our readers with penises that you might want to try yourself.
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Jansen was kind enough to give me a teleconferenced lesson, made possible thanks to Skype, a dildo, and an empty conference room facing out onto a bunch of cubicles where people laughed at me. Go ahead and laugh! I would walk out of that room with the ability to jerk off a dude like Lady Mary Crawley. By which I mean jerk off a dude the way Lady Mary would, not jerk off a dude who is similar to Lady Mary. I am skeptical, naturally.
I Know That Girl Did you know that ten out of ten men want have sex with pornstars? I will assume that you are one of them. There are multiple contests where fans can fuck pornstars, but how many of us are going to apply?
Thanks for watching! Just think of orgasms as heroin without the the overdoses and syringes and stuff. It helps you last longer.